I've never posted a non-records related item before, however, because of the
season I thought this might be appropriate.

This is in honor of our fun-loving colleagues north of the border.


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
 Californians shiver uncontrollably.
 Canadians plant gardens.

 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
 Italian Cars won't start
 Canadians drive with the windows down

 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
 American water freezes
 Canadian water gets thicker.

 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
 New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
 Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

 -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
 Mt.St. Helens freezes.
 Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

 -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
 Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
 Canadians pull down the ear flaps on their caps

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
 Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
 Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the
 keg.

 -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
 Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
 Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

 -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
 Hell freezes over.
 The Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup


Happy & healthy holidays to you all,

Rainer Naus
AstraZeneca Pharmaceuticals LP
Corporate Records Management
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