John Montana wrote:

>My research reveals that you're most likely to be attacked by a drop
>bear whilst out hunting snipe with a stick and bag.  I suppose the
>squawking  from all of those snipe in the bag attracts them.
>
>
Folks,
Everybody knows that drop bears were named because of their propensity
to drop out of trees on unsuspecting passerbys (a small Koala like
marsupial).  At least that's what Australians tell their wives when they
come home untidy from a "scrum" at the local "pub".  Name withheld by
request.

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