I have discovered, I think, that the call centers that annoy me are
trying to use Asterisk against me. I am fighting back. I started
listening to the calls I send to the "Monkey Room". They are frequently
voice synthesis with Interactive Voice Response systems. They play you
a silly customized message and want you to press buttons to connect to
DO NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION: Why do people hold on the phone line, and
even press buttons, to talk to people who are trying to sell them
something they don't want?
I am experimenting with sending the necessary DTMF sounds to connect to
a person, then dialing their inbound 800 number and connecting them to
each other. It is beautiful. They don't understand what is happening
and spend a lot of time calling each other rude morons. They are right,
they are rude morons.
I was never here. I did not say this.