If this question has been keeping you up late at night, you can now get the answer. Take one of the tests at www.emode.com. --Best, Norm P.S. I blush to say that I turned out a POODLE--that's ok, I like big rompy poodles, but this one had a French cut. Ugh! N. What Breed of Dog Are You? You are most like a POODLE. You enjoy the finer things in life and settle for nothing but the best -- from the trendiest clothes to the finest coiffures (sic! --nnh). Health and appearance are important to you and you spend a lot of time maintaining both. You do such a good job that your impeccable fashion sense and well-tended appearance are probably intimidating to people who do not know you. To them you may seem cold, distant and perhaps even a bit snooty, but your close friends can see beyond these superficial characteristics to the very intelligent, considerate person within.