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 NEW SLOGANS FOR FLORIDA

 FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
 FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
 FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
 FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of
 the other 56 states.

FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
 FLORIDA: Relax...Retire...ReVote.
 FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again! ...and again...and again...
> FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
> FLORIDA: Where your vote counts...and counts...and counts...
> FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
> FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
> FLORIDA: We're number one!  Wait! Recount!
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> Or
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> Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
> Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
> Sign on I-95 : Florida this way...no, that way...5 miles...wait, 10 miles
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>Bob Harrell
>Director, Document Management
>University of Florida Foundation, Inc.
>[log in to unmask]
>352-392-8920 ph
>352-392-7676 fax
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: Kurilecz, Peter [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
>Sent: Friday, November 17, 2000 1:49 PM
>To: [log in to unmask]
>Subject: Humor- NOT RM-related: 15 Top Florida Excuses for Holding Up
>the Election
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>Early this morning Hugh Smith managed to scramble the keys on his computer
>resulting in the following plea:
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>I now call on Peter to Post the Top 15 Reasons why the election in Florida
>is taking so long. Its Friday Peter, they want to know!
><snip>
>I take no credit for this listing, but so as to keep Hugh quiet here is the
>list. If you don't want to read them PLEASE hit the delete key now.
>Peter Kurilecz
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>One more chance to hit the key
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>OK, OK One more chance at the delete key
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>You were warned.
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>15.Dangerous Metamucil shortage caused by misunderstood TV reports of
"many
>irregularities in Florida."
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>14.Booths in Cuba stay open until Fidel says it's time to close.
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>13."Help! I've voted and I can't get up!"
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>12."Give us 'Golden Girls: The Movie', and you'll get your damn President!"
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>11."Aaaaaiiiieeeeeeee! There are 'gators in the ballot box!!!"
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>10.Still waiting for Elian's absentee ballot to be "rescued" from Donato's
>closet.
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>9.Jeb Bush can't decide whether to help his brother or pay him back for a
>lifetime of noogies.
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>8.Payback for all those jokes about being "America's p*n*s."
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>7.Jimmy Johnson hair fumes *still* addling voters.
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>6.Easy Bush victory disrupted by unfortunate large number of
>easily-understood ballots.
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>5.Gore voters "confused" by ballot design need time to prepare snappy
>answers to the question, "And you accused BUSH of being stupid?!?"
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>4."Que?"
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>3.Waiting for Walt's head to thaw so he can cast the deciding vote.
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>2.Ballot inspectors are all stuck behind blue-haired drivers going 20 MPH
in
>the wrong lane with a turn signal constantly on.
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>and the Number 1 Florida Excuse for Holding Up the Election...
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>1."Hush up, now! Matlock's on!!"
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