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the following from my friend Diana.  ;-)


Breast emoticons - Finally, something other than smiley faces.

             (o)(o)         Perfect breasts

           (   )(   )       Fake silicone breasts

             (*)(*)         Perky breasts

           (@)(@)       Big nipple breasts

               oo           A cups

         { O }{ O }        D cups

             (oYo)          Wonder bra breasts

           ( ^ )( ^ )       Cold breasts

             (o)(O)         Lopsided breasts

             (Q)(O)         Pierced Nipple Breasts

             (p)(p)         Hanging Tassels Breasts

           \ o /\ o/        Grandma's Breasts

         (  -  )(  -  )     Against The Shower Door Breasts

          | o |  | o |      Android Breasts

            ($)($)         Martha Stewart's Breasts

God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

She replied, "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her
hand,
"What can be done with this useless boob?"  And God created man.