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You're right, it is not funny.  It is very sadly true and accurate.


-----Original Message-----
From: BERNADETTE C BEREDO [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Friday, March 01, 2002 6:34 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Humor please


I have a sense of humor but this is absolutely not funny.

On Fri, 1 Mar 2002, Chris Flynn wrote:

> Work vs. Prison
>
> In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' x 10' cell. At work
> you spend most of your time in a 6' x 8' cubicle.
> In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one
> meal and you have to pay for that one yourself.
> In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for
> good behavior with more work.
> In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work you
must
> carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
> In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for
> watching TV and playing games.
> In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you are
> just ball-and-chained.
> In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
> In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you cannot
> even speak to your family and friends.
> In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At
work
> you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes
> from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
> In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside
> wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out
> of there and inside a bar.
> In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At
> work there are some programs you can never get out of.
> In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic. At work we have
> managers.
> - author unknown -
>
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