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Chris



Cowboy Wisdom

 If you find yourself in a hole, first thing to do is stop diggin'


 Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco


 It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep


 Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut


 Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey


 If you think you're a person of influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog
around


 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment


 Always drink upstream from the herd


 Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly


 There's two theories to arguin' with a woman -- neither one works


 Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back


 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in
your pocket


 Never miss a good chance to shut up


 Always look at what ya eat; it may be critical to know what it was


 Most smart asses just don't fit all that well in a saddle


 Sure, we could start making fun of Yankees, but where's the challenge ?


 Biggest trouble with an open mind is your brains may fall out


 You can always tell a tenderfoot... they think Heinz ketchup is spicy


 Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with


 A closed mouth gathers no feet


 Most times, with free advice you get exactly what you paid for


 Never shoot yourself in the head to stop a headache


 If you aim high, make sure you've got plenty of spare ammunition


 Some people get carried away with their own importance...
Trouble is, it's never far enough


 When you're throwin' your weight around...
Be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else


 When you give a lesson in meanness to a person...
Don't be surprised if they learn their lesson


 If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, look back every now and then...
Just to make sure it's still there


 Don't worry 'bout bitin' off more than you can chew...
Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n than ya think

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