Well I hope you are all having fun down there. Hope you don't end up in


In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered ``simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is
``aggravated assault'' if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
Louisiana law prohibits couples who are shopping for a new bed from putting
it to the "ultimate test"-- in other words, from trying it out by making
love on it, or even simulating this activity.
Communism has been against the law in Haines City, La., since 1950.
That the folks in Louisiana take their food seriously is beyond question. It
is against state law to steal even a single crawfish.
Catching lizards at night is prohibited.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water
New Orleans, a dog is entitled to his first bite of a person.

New Orleans, Jeffery Ham was convicted in April of shooting his girlfriend
to death. One police officer testified that Ham told him he had shot her
after watching a Presidential debate on TV because "she chose the wrong
side" and because she wanted to watch a sex tape right after the debate,
which Ham allegedly said would be disrespectful.

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