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Howzit Folks,

Here's a little R&R to to take the edge off Monday.

Ed.

>>ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS:
>>>
>>>"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
>>>
>>>"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
>>>
>>>"Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes."
>>>
>>>"Cover me.  I'm changing lanes."
>>>
>>>"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."
>>>
>>>"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
>>>
>>>"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
>>>
>>>"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
>>>
>>>"Jesus died for my sins and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"
>>>
>>>"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
>>>
>>>"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
>>>
>>>"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
>>>
>>>"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
>>>
>>>"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."
>>>
>>>"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."
>>>
>>>"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
>>>
>>>"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
>>>
>>>"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"
>>>
>>>"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
>>>
>>>"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!"
>>>
>>>"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
>>>
>>>"Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!"
>>>
>>>"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"
>>>
>>>"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
>>>
>>>"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
>>>
>>>"We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse."
>>>
>>>"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
>>>
>>>"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
>>>
>>>"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
>>>
>>>"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
>>>
>>>"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
>>>
>>>"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
>>>
>>>"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
>>>
>>>"i souport publik edekasion"
>>>
>>>"If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question."
>>>
>>>"We are Microsoft.  Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
>>>
>>>"Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home."
>>>
>>>"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
>>>
>>>"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
>>>
>>>"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
>>>
>>>"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock."
>>>
>>>"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic
>>>particles."
>>>
>>>"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
>>>
>>>"I'm a corporate executive, I keep things from happening."