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>Consider the following: > >You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants". >Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire. >Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers >to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody >credits with the work. Santa doesn't work anywhere near >a 40 hour week. Santa travels a lot. > >Yup, Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure! > > >